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(Source: dailyandrewgarfield)

diat0mic:

bucky barnes more like fuck me barnes

(Source: weaponise)

I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing)

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: cybergasms)

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

doctor-korra-holmes-in-hogwarts:

shawarmababy:

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie:

B I T C H - The Avengers

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Here I forced it to work

Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.

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Why the hell should I take orders from you?

(Source: iamnevertheone)

I’m here on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D.

(Source: miladyofwinterfell)

sarlaccvagina:

petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this

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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok

(Source: tanyadekker)

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier by Laura Racero

(Source: lookingforketrick)

(Source: agentskyward)