awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.

geothebio:

FUN PRANK: take me to comic con

an opportunity to meet me irl

brotoad:

go to hell, i’ll be there

rlmjob:

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

if i’m your tumblr crush, send me $50

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

wingzeldacustom:

“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke