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taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

FAVORITE PAIRINGS 3/10 ► Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes

”Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky.

archwrites:

commandersass:

Superpowers?

Nah, humans are more like

*jump*

*pew*

AKA the moments when Steve Rogers, adrenaline junkie, realized he had found His People

(Source: autoharleys)

impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

ladytodd:

I have this terrible, wonderful idea where the Team and what is left if SHEILD is at war with Hydra and Skye keeps hacking them constantly. One day Garret and Ward are on the computers, planning or something, when suddenly everything crashes. They loose everything, all that plans and intel just gone. Then all the moniters go black - as Garret starts swearing and losing his shit - and show this one message, and Ward just knows it’s Skye. The message?

"I sunk your battleship"

kay-is-for-kookie:

akapine006:

superwholockalypse:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

OMFG

I CAN HEAR IT HER VOICE IS IN MY HEAD

APPROVAL NEEDED.

rhotten:

You know it’s kinda funny that in 9+ hours of film nothing in LotR is half as scary as this this fucking scene

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(Source: smalljons)

bootycap:

who do i contact at marvel to get my life back

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

(Source: nnilkshake)

favourite super soldiers

(Source: jamesbuchanans)

bullied:

everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and im just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch